"They have two moms," Tara said, almost flat from shock. "They have two ... us-moms?"

Well. That was a little more of a long-term commitment than she'd known about. Not bad, exactly, just not what she had expected to spend their very long Valentine's Day weekend doing either.

She glanced from one child to the other. "Okay, you're going to have to be really big and help us out here," she said. "Do you know where you are?"