//That would make th'both of us, luv,// Jono offered. //I send the occasional text when I remember. But I'm shite at writing letters and the internet and I really don't get along.//

Unless it was for Farmville. But even Jono's fake crops had been sorely neglected lately. Possibly because Facebook didn't exist yet, in his particular corner of the multiverse. Alas.

//Life gets in th'way, sometimes. It'll calm down again, sooner or later.//